Showing posts with label miracle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miracle. Show all posts

Friday, December 11, 2009

Amusing, the games children play

Found this video on the internet. I'm posting it here so you all can see the depth of this mortal's confusion. This "Thinking Atheist" (oxymoron LOL) doesn't understand that all those natural disasters going on are caused by man's mismanagement of the Earth's resources. Painting poorly-rendered pictures of myself in food is just my way of saying "I'm sorry you all are so stupid."



You'd think that a Thinking Atheist would know how to THINK! Hah, I made a funny joke. You might not get it because I'm God and you're not.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

A miraculous resource

On the 8th day God created the internet, and He saw that it was good. Many, many days later, God was unhappy with the internet, so He created "It's a Miracle Blog," a wonderful resource for narcissistic deities and the omnisciently challenged.

Here you will find daily updates on God's influence on our world, so that His children can fully know God's love and sufficiently glorify Him.

Be sure to bookmark, or He will know.